Title: My Vagina
Subtitle:
Artist: NOFX
Album: Pump Up The Valuum
Author: Fat Mike
Copyright: © 2002 Marco's Compilation© All Rights Reserved ©
Tabled by: Mark Notarnick
Instructions:
Notices: If you got it, send me the drums tabs of this song.
Every instrument sounds perfectly, so enjoy....
Mark Notarnick, marcoscompilation@libero.it

NOTE: The one thing I couldn't figure out was that
xylophone you can hear during the overdriven
chorus part. If you got it, send it !!!

Tempo: 100 BPM
Tracks: 4
Instruments:
Bars: 64

Lyric

My vagina has two sets of lips,
but I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation, sex-cessful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation, paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Played from the ladies team
There's nothing finer
Than having a vagina