Title: Hollywood
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Artist: Cramberries
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Tempo: 120 BPM
Tracks: 1
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Bars: 63

Lyric

Funny Man
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood

Deuce
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidels spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

Funny Man
Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!

Deuce
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidels spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

J-Dog and Charlie Scene
J J J Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my God, is that Saint Nick?
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Cause Mrs. Clause just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolex and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!
Fuck yeah

Funny Man
No, watch the language! Ho, Ho, Ho!

Deuce
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidels spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

Johnny 3 Tears and Da Kurlzz
I'm about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
We were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
So I checked my phone and Santa had called.
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
He said that his jolly ass needed some help.
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life.
Funny Man "If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife."
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
So we all took flight but something was fishy.
He asked for road head and started to kiss me.
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos.
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking imposter.
When we found out he started to pout.
I took my bandana and I choked him out.
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south.
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.
When it comes to cheer that motherfucker's a grinch.
So if you don't like Christmas fuck you bitch!

Funny Man
You kids are in big trouble! Oh boy, ho ho!

Deuce
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidels spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

Deuce
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk

Funny Man
Ho, ho! Hey!
Looks like Santa had a little too much master chef and eggnog.
Hey, Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year.
I ain't visiting you faggots! Oh!

Deuce
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidels spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dreidels spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk