Title: Alternative Rock Number 1
Subtitle:
Artist: Jacques Ruiz.
Album:
Author: Jacques Ruiz.
Copyright: Jacques Ruiz.
Tabled by:
Instructions:
Notices: Yes. It ends like this. Hehe.

v1.0, 5 Sept 2002.
comments welcome.
JacquesRuiz@wanadoo.fr

Tempo: 120 BPM
Tracks: 4
Instruments:
Bars: 53

Lyric

MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies

This is for the ladies the crazy honey babies
The cuties with the booties Smoking dookie at the mini mall
Arby's sauce on my lapel
I said I'm chilling at the perfume counter so I can smell
Their intoxicating breezes bring on wheezes and sneezes
Have me over for dinner and let me eat your feces
I go to pieces cause I fall in love five times a day
my name is mc bag for you like doing KLJ

MC Chris number 2000 with the ladies so crowd please shout it
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the motherfucking mac shit
MC Chris number 2000 with the ladies so crowd please shout it
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause MC Chris is the motherfucking mac shit

Number 1 fuck that I'm number infin
As in "In like Flint" So please let me begin
Obviously I'm mc Word, I deserve it
This for the many cuties that let me berserk it
I work the circuit From XLR to RCA
I get up on the mic about every day
All the way from Santa Fe over to the Ukraine
I get more insane than my boy Billy Zane
On the Titanic leaving all the ladies in the Leonardo panic
Got a manic but I turn it like it's static
Lock 'em upstairs just like "Flowers in the Attic"
Like she was Kimmy Gibbler and I was Bob Saget, word up

MC Chris number 2000 with the ladies so crowd please shout it
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause MC Chris is the motherfucking mac shit

Amazing the act of body painting
I get up on the mic till I leave all the ladies fainting
In my life it's always raining but yo, it's not cats and pups
It's weave-wearing ho’s with big ass butts
We've been known to rock we've been known to party
We've been known to strip and shake our bodies
Like our show, like our sound?
Muthafucka put your money down

MC Chris number 2000 with the ladies so crowd please shout it
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause MC Chris is the motherfucking mac shit
The mac shit the mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
The mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
The mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
The mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
mac shiiiit ooooooooh yeah